What to do Before She Comes Over
This checklist will ensure you don't look like a disheveled gremlin who needs mommy to come over and clean up after them. You'll look like an adult! How cool is that??
Your Netflix and Chill Checklist
In the bathroom
· Clean your bathroom! Clean 'round the toilet base, lid, and all the crevices where shit is hiding.
· Clean the mirrors in your bathroom; gotta get that toothpaste splatter off em.
· Change out your towels in the bathroom, and place new hand towels.
· Wipe down the bathroom sink
· Sweep the bathroom floors
· Vacuum any bathroom rugs
In the kitchen
· Wash your dishes. Nothing says “I don't give a fuck” like someone with a stack of dishes in their sink. Yes, I know people have other forces they're fighting, the world is fucked, and we're all fighting past traumas and can't get to the dishes. Trust me; I understand, bb. But we're trying to create a cozy environment for the woman you've invited over. So a bit of sacrifice on your part will go a long way!
· Wipe down kitchen counters
· Sweep kitchen floor
· Wipe down refrigerator
· Optional: Clean your microwave. Being thorough is never bad. Your future self will appreciate it.