I’m in the Back of the Henchmen Line Waiting for my Turn to Attack the Main Character
Can you believe this guy? Look at him! I don’t care if he is wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses inside, I bet he don’t weigh a buck seventy soakin’ wet. And he just walks into OUR bar like he owns the place. Yeah, let’s all get up from our table and head that way. Okay, cool, we’ll make our way over to him in order. That’s good, yeah. Uh, oh, looks like Big Dave is talking to him.
Did you guys hear that, he told Big Dave he’s “not looking for any trouble,” and Big Dave said, “trouble just found you.” You know Big Dave is going to roughly poke his shoulder or knock his sunglasses off for that one.
There it is! He dumped his beer on the floor and told him he’s finished his drink so he better get out of here. Man, Big Dave is on fire tonight!
Oh, boy, cool guy over here is standing up. Hear that, he said, “walk away, this doesn’t go well for you.” Ha! This guy’s never seen Big Dave’s right hook. It could drop an elephant. This is getting too good. Alright, I’m getting involved.
Rough him up Big Dave!
Hehe, did you guys hear that? This dude is toast now. Big Dave nodded back to me. He’s definitely going to rough him up now. There it is! Big Dave just hit him with the “there’s six of us and only one of you” line! I never get tired of that line.
He’s taking his leather jacket off! Whoa… this loser has some guns on him. I wasn’t expecting him to be sleeveless, either. He’s pretty cut. You think he focuses on lower max with higher reps? Read More…