9 reasons Nando's is amazing and must NEVER be stopped
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Loading... - SUTH INTHUVARMAN
- 20 May 2020
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A post appeared earlier this week doing the unthinkable – annihilating the great institution that is Nando’s.
Now I can’t think how it is remotely possible for a place where the hungry flock, where first dates flourish and where there is banter galore could ever offend anyone so much.
And quite frankly, if you don’t love a cheeky Nando’s then there may just be something wrong with you.
But don’t worry, we don’t think anyone can resist the charms of Nando’s for long, so here are some hard facts to bring you over to Team Cheeky Nando’s…
1. There is no denying that it has the best chicken
Whoever said KFC is better has probably never tried KFC, and let’s not even get started on Chicken Cottage. Nando’s chicken is grilled to perfection and seasoned with a Peri-Peri sauce so tasty that I can’t imagine ever eating chicken without it again.
The greatest chicken known to man (Picture: Flickr/23kelly)
2. It also has pretty decent non-chicken alternatives
If chicken isn’t your thing (we aren’t judging) then there are still yummy alternatives, plus nine main vegetarian options. Which other major eatery that specialises in meat can boast a stat like that? Come at me bro.
3. Eat once = lifetime fan
There is a type of craving that only Nando’s can fulfill. The power of it is so strong that I’ve even witnessed life long vegetarians (me) succumb to a medium spice quarter chicken. No regrets.
4. It’s a safe bet
Going for Nando’s is like going home. You know exactly what to expect, what you will order and most importantly that it will just be simply amazing. Every damn time.
Also, just like home, Nando’s would never make you leave, so you can drag out that refillable fizzy drink for many hours.
5. Your Peri-Peri sauce choice is an insight to your soul
Never has a condiment been so accurate in determining who you are as a person and what you stand for.
Who are you? (Picture: Nandos.co.uk)
6. It’s cost effective
Please direct me to another restaurant where you can stuff yourself for under £13 to the point where you think you won’t need to eat for the next 48 hours? Yeah, didn’t think so.
7. A great atmosphere
Nando’s isn’t pretentious. You’re welcome if you’re a multi-millionaire celebrity like Kanye West, or if you’re so broke that you’re currently stealing toilet paper from the Student Union/your office.
So I think I’ll pass on that local café/restaurant that will judge me for wanting a dollop of ketchup with my sweet potato. Thanks.
8. You’re part of a special club
Others share your love of Nando’s, and you find yourself basking in retweets and numerous Instagram likes when you post your latest Nando’s adventures. But secretly you know that you’re locked in fierce competition with others to prove your love by stealing the chicken stick. Bonus points if you have the retro green one.
9. CHEEKY NANDO’S
And finally, who can actually resist the wonderful phrase that is ‘cheeky Nando’s?
Nando’s haters, we extend an invite to you to stop living in denial and join the cheeky Nando’s brigade.
Come on, let’s go Nando’s.
NABEEL ARSHAD
nice