Things To Never Say To Someone During A Bad Drug Trip
Using hallucinogens carries the serious risk of a bad trip, but a skilled guide can help talk down a friend or loved one before their feelings of paranoia or anxiety spin out of control. Here’s what not to say to a friend having a bad trip.
“What did you take? Actiq? Adderall? Alfenta? Alprazolam? Alzapam? Ambien? Anexsia?”
Now’s not the time to show off how many controlled substances you can name off the top of your head.
“How many fingers am I holding up?”
This comes across as rudely rubbing it in that your fingers aren’t demon penises right now.
“Whoa, we’re turning all, like, cosmic, daddy-o! Scoobity-doobity-dop!”
Contrary to popular belief, statements like this, often made before transforming into an anthropomorphized top hat sailing across the background of the universe’s Technicolor wonder, only further open up the possibilities of tumbling down long black portals or being arrested by the Bad Time Bandit later on. Read More…