The raiders extort the poor Romanians - SF Politic
At the restaurant, baby! Yes, there at the restaurant! There you can see what the rumors are! What rumors! It's Stolo! That CioloÈ™ is! That Iohannis is! It's Ciolacu! But see! It was a rumour. They will come soon. We went up to the roof. Let's defend ourselves. Let's face them. The guys from the Government tried to give us all kinds of assurances. But half of them were the Russians' people and the other half were with the Americans.
Woe to them! What would they know about the hard work I was dealing with? Now Terente said they would come from Mars, certainly, in the evening. That only in the evening I give the attack. From Mars Street? Well, from the planet Mars, brother, what's the game? Filofteia was of the opinion that we would be attacked from Venus. Not from the Venus Fashion House but from the planet Venus, bro, what's the fun?! I got hungry. I took a look through facebook.
Things were fine. The world at large was looking for kittens, swearing at Trump, little things like that. I don't know who was complaining that books are no longer being read. What can the world think when, look, they're sitting there with the poo to land right on our heads. Do they have antennae? Do they have bulging eyes? Do they have wine on the way? Do they have pearl ears? do they have wings Who knows? It was clear that they wanted to eat us and not another. They came from the pit of the universe. They were traveling among the galaxies.
They didn't care that Putin is the strongest man on the planet, that the Aglaia touch makes a strawberry jam to die for. One said that Dragnea would be in trouble with them. That Macron would be too. Stuff like that, gossip, gossip. The moon rose from Cotroceni. Is the President sleeping? Well, let him come too, with us, with the people, on the roof, to have a drink with the puff that was just about to erupt from space. He wouldn't shake her hand. What do you have a cigarette? He was free to smoke on the roof. One started singing out of the blue, shut up, they can hear us, they have high power microphones to absorb all the sounds in the universe, they also have great weapons, who else is like them? Read More…