Lay's gentlemen...
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Loading... - Alicia Williams
- 08 Jul 2022
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...it is with revolt that I write to you because for years, I repeat, YEARS, I have been robbed by you. I never said anything but as the theft has been on the rise, I thought it was time we had a little chat as they are responsible for the only addition I publicly admit:
Hi, my name is Little Serious Case, I'm 49 years old and I'm addicted to French fries.
Let's start with the pornographic price of a pack of these girls:
€2.29 for 170gr of potatoes which, quite heavy, I don't know if they really correspond to all that. In the old currency, it is almost 500 escudos. If this isn't theft, then I don't know anything about life anymore. More serious. As if the obscenity of the package price wasn't enough, what goes on inside is far more serious. Or should I say what is not, since the package comes half empty? And don't tell me that the package has to have that amount of air for the potatoes to reach the customer whole! The tanas is arriving! And even if they break! I want to know! I'd rather have a bag full of split potatoes than half an empty bag! I want to eat the potatoes! I will chew them! What do I need them whole for?! Hmm?! To dance with them?!?
Or is your goal to appear as one of the four elements present in nature?!
