Horses don't have a fence but a fence
“Horses don't have a fence, they have a fence,” says Esmee. The 13-year-old Heerhugowaardse is fond of horses and therefore finds it important that this noble animal is described correctly.
“Cows and pigs have a fence, horses have a fence. Because it is a noble animal”, explains Esmee, apparently ignorant of the fact that we just said that in the introduction.
“I would never say that I walk on the sidewalk with my horse, because it is a sidewalk,” continues the red-faced teenager, who emphasizes once again that a horse is a noble animal. “In terms of animal, you could think of a horse of the genre 'noble'.”
“I'll keep pushing for the right terminology until horses don't interest me because I develop feelings for boys. Excuse me, lads.” Read More...