Funny (and meaningful) opening lines for online dating
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Loading... - Hilary Allen
- 28 Jul 2022
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A good opening line can open the door to a response, while a bad one can do the exact opposite. Surely you want to stand out from the "hi" crowd. And guess what? That crowd gets ghosted—a lot. The good news is that in this gallery you'll find a wide range of good opening lines, that will not only get you a response, but will also reveal something about the person and get them to smile.
“[Insert lemon emoji] Sorry, I couldn’t find an opening lime"
Do we need to explain how funny (and brilliant) this opening line is? If you don't get a reaction from this, the person likely has no sense of humor.
"What's your theme song?"
That says something about the person, right? Be suspicious if the song is way too happy, or really depressing.
"Before we get too serious, I need to know: Do you put the toilet paper over the top or under the roll?"
There are only two types of people in this world, and you know which one you are. Not quite a true test of compatibility, but it'll guarantee a laugh.
"You're given a million dollars but have to spend it all in a day and have nothing to show for it by the end. What does that day look like?"
Usually the person's wildest dreams come into play here. If money was no objection and you really needed to spend that much in one day, what would you do? Read More…
