5 Telltale Signs That The Driver Who Just Hit You With His Car Is Trying To Invite You To His Puppet Show
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Loading... - Ekansh Burman
- 18 Jan 2023
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Let’s face it: Getting hit by a car can be stressful, and even more so when it turns into an awkward social situation. Stay prepared by looking out for these five telltale signs that the driver who just hit you with his car is trying to invite you to his puppet show.
1. He writes his insurance information down on a flier featuring a photo of himself surrounded by puppets
If the guy who hit you with his car scribbles his name and phone number on the back of a flier that says something like “One Night Only: Patrick’s Puppets Sing The Blues ” or “The Legacy Of The Gulf War: An Educational Puppet Show For Adults And Adolescents,” there’s a solid chance he’s hoping you turn the paper around and express your interest in attending the performance. This is especially true if the driver digs through his glove compartment for the flier for several minutes rather than simply emailing you the information or using another piece of paper. In situations like these, you can almost guarantee that he sees you not just as a victim of an accident he caused, but also as a potential fan.
2. He describes your injuries to 911 as “nothing a couple hours of world-class marionette magic can’t fix”
If the driver makes reference to the healing powers of puppetry when he calls 911 on your behalf, he is most likely trying to plant the seed in your mind that going to his puppet show could help with your recovery. He might respond to questions about whether you are conscious with answers like, “Conscious enough to enjoy my sock puppet choir’s rendition of ‘Joyful, Joyful’ tonight, that’s for damn sure,” or “Breathing, but not as heavily as Mr. Feetsies at the end of his monologue in Act II.” These kinds of comments are clear attempts on his part to provide you with a sort of teaser for his puppet show and potentially entice you to watch it. Read More…
